Gina & Kate Liveblog the… Golden Globes

Hi! We’re back again to share our thoughts on all things Golden Globes.(Read: We’re gunna complain about how much we wish Amy & Tina were hosting again.)

8:00pm: HI & WELCOME! We are all dying about how hot Leo looks!

8:01pm: I really wish Ricky Gervais would host this as David Brent…

8:10pm: Well… this is awkward. Glad we could hear what Jonah Hill was saying.

8:12pm: Kate is great, but god I could watch Michael Fassbender smile for the entirety of this broadcast.

8:13pm:  The entire room is in agreement: ONLY the Rock could pull of that crushed velvet jacket.

8:15pm: Kate: “My only question… is Meryl Streep there?” ASKING THOSE HARD-HITTING QUESTIONS!

8:21pm: Need that Rob Lowe reaction for the rest of my life.

8:23pm: I love Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and that was an amazing speech.


8:25pm: Uh… I heard Mozart in the Jungle blows so this is confusing.

8:26pm: Viola Davis reminding us all that she should’ve been cast as Glinda the Good Witch in the Wiz Live.

8:30pm: My hero:

8:34pm: CIAO!! Kate: “Big fan.”

8:35pm: Joining us from Boston via text message… The great James S. Ladner making key observations: “The Hollywood foreign press guy looks like the villain from Despicable Me” His name is Gru but YES.


8:39pm: RIP Brody </3

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8:40pm: Holy shit Oscar Isaac is a beautiful man.

8:41pm: So, like… Amy & Tina aren’t even there? #lame

8:47pm:  Seriously, Spy was so good.

8:48pm: …Why is Tom Ford there?

8:49pm: Seriously, Mr. Robot should win every. single. award. YAYYYY!

8:50pm: Kate just nominated Jaden Smith for next year’s Miss Golden Globe and I honestly couldn’t agree more.

8:51pm: Will Smith’s music has also played a big part in MY life, Jamie Foxx.

8:52pm: I LOVE a Tarantino speech… GIVE IT TO ME QUENTIN.

8:56pm: Jon Hamm <333333

8:57pm: But Rami better win next year & every year after for as long as Mr. Robot is on…


9:01pm: Important:

9:03pm: Okay but like how do we become friends with A. Shu & J. Law?

9:08pm: Space movies where you are alone are pretty much a guaranteed win, aren’t they?

9:14pm: This.

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9:16pm: Can’t believe Poehler isn’t here to accept for Inside Out… #depressed

9:17pm: Literally the two hottest men on the planet right now and we are all freaking the eff out.

9:19pm: Wait, is Idris Elba not there?!?! Why is no one good here tonight?

9:20pm: Everyone is so stoked for ol’ Sly… This speech is surprisingly eloquent & he is so adorable!!

9:26pm: Kind of wish they were wearing 2006 glasses instead.

9:27pm: Whoever is in charge of the censor button tonight is doing a great job, but we’ve definitely missed 20% of the jokes tonight.

9:30pm: #BoysAreBad

9:31pm: Aziz! One of the best jokes of the night?

9:32pm: Hi Gael, you are literally the most adorable person I have ever seen in my entire life. Watching Mozart in the Jungle ASAP.

9:40pm: Literally was just thinking the same thing, Ricky. This show is SO long. Getting #old.

9:41pm: AHAHAHAHA hands down best joke of the night.

9:42pm: Seriously thought Queen Latifah was nominated for Wiz Live! and got so excited.

9:43pm: Wait WHAT? Gaga Won? Kate: “Leo’s like ‘If she can do it, I can do it…'”

9:51pm: Why is Katy Perry here? That Bump It is out of control. Boobs look great though!

9:52pm: #NeverForget


9:54pm: Oh shit, he went there.

9:55pm: Wish we knew what Ricky Gervais said to give us the world’s greatest Alan Cumming reaction…

9:57pm: YAAAAAAS Mr. Robot is AMAZING!!!!

9:59pm: Apparently Ricky said “What the fuck does sugar tits mean?” and now I get it.

10:04pm: Alan Cumming looking like Stefon (Thanks, Emily.)


10:11pm: Denzel is amazing.

10:13pm: Kate: “Leo’s taking notes…”

10:14pm: Mrs. Washington is the best part of this speech.

10:20pm: This bodes well for Leo!!

10:23pm: #PainIsTemporary #FilmIsForever

10:24pm: LEO THE HERO

10:25pm: COOKIE!!!!!

10:33pm: Schumer got robbed.

10:40pm: Tobey + Leo 4eva

10:43pm: Schumer got robbed!!!

10:49pm: This grandma is ready for bed… let’s wrap it up??

10:51pm: Remember when Eddie Redmayne played Marius in Les Mis and stole my heart forever? I do.

10:54pm: Really? Julianne Moore is reduced to “From the Hunger Games?”


10:55pm: LEOOOOOO!!! Kate: “It has begun!”

10:57pm: Who dares play Leo off?!?!?!

11:00pm: I love you, Han.

11:04pm: Who is this bald guy? At least he recognizes to thank Leo.

11:05pm: That’s it! The #YearofLeo has begun! BYE.


Gina & Kate Liveblog the… Emmysf

We’re back tonight at 8pm!


6:43pm: We are ready and feeling just like our collective hero, Amy:

8:00pm: Hey y’all! Ready to share our thoughts with you on all the Emmy happenings. Hoping this show isn’t boring…

8:04pm: That opening was fucking incredible.

8:05pm: SUCK IT BOOKS.

8:09pm: Obligatory Kim Davis jokes…

8:09pm: POEHLER, MY HERO ❤

8:11pm: Hahaha top notch Houdini joke. Classic!

8:13pm: Excellent opening from Samberg. Kate’s rating: Would be content to watch it for the rest of my life.

8:14pm: How do I join “Amy”? Willing to change my name…


8:16pm: “For the longest time, I thought the West Wing was a doctor show. I had no idea it was about the West Wing of the White House.” – Kate

8:18pm: These Samsung commercials sure look like they want to be iPhone commercials… HEYOOOO

8:19pm: This is how we felt when Kate McKinnon lost:

8:21pm: Also, get a good look at this picture, because you WILL be seeing it again later…


8:32pm: Will Forte is a comedic genius and I am not ashamed to say it!

8:24pm: Veep is amazing!!!!!

8:25pm: “He talks to Ryan Seacrest, he’s a winner.” BRB, ROFL.

8:31pm: Singing “Peeno Noir” in and of itself deserved an Emmy, but congrats Tony Hale…


8:35pm: Gina Rodriguez living the dream for all Ginas everywhere. STAMOS, YOU STONE COLD FOX.

8:42pm: Kimmel doing everything he can to prove that he is not Fallon. Fallon would be too excited to eat that card!

8:44pm: Arrested Development alumni doing big things tonight!! Next, Michael Cera! #MichaelCeraAsShaft

8:47pm: …How do we get Kerry Washington to come over for an Apple Music dance party?

8:48pm: Burnt: The True Americanized Story of Gordon Ramsay. “Confused why Jennifer Lawrence isn’t in this film, though…”

8:50pm: “World’s Best Boss” Mug, now available at the NBC Experience store!

8:53pm: The Emmys are a sham!!! Poehler doesn’t win for Leslie Knope, just like Steve Carell never won for Michael Gary Scott. #Travesty

8:55pm: “She should’ve had Hillary accept this award…” -Kate

8:56pm: Shout out to my coworkers!!!!!

8:57pm: Top Chef was robbed! The Voice can’t even produce a genuine star!!! Top Chef has a CRUISE!!!!!

8:58pm: How was that, Dave?

9:02pm: Apparently, it is so hot in LA that Mario Lopez decided to host a one-man wet tshirt contest. “Not that anyone is complaining…”-Kate


9:07pm: THIS WOMAN IS INCREDIBLE. Hope someone gives her an award for exactly matching her hair color to her dress.

9:14pm: John Oliver telling it like it is, as always.

9:15pm: Obligatory:

9:16pm: Why aren’t Amy & Tina sitting next to each other, though? #Travesty

9:18pm: This lady gives #nofucks about being played off.

9:22pm: Weren’t there, like, a literal billion people using Facebook at the same time the other day? Why are you advertising?

9:26pm: Who knew Samberg made such a great blonde?

9:27pm: Frances McDormand always looks like she got her dress at Ann Taylor.

9:34pm: Lady Gaga looks amazing when she’s normal.

9:36pm: “That was Lady Gaga…” SAME.

9:39pm: Okay, Emmys, let’s just spoil EVER. SINGLE. SHOW. Makes sense.

9:43pm: On the nose, as always.

9:44pm: This is starting to get boring, yeah?


9:51pm: Miss you already, Jon. That retirement beard suits you!

9:53pm:  Teach me how to wear a lady suit, Jane Lynch.

9:56pm: Screw Taylor Swift, how do we join Amy Schumer’s squad? We are from Long Island, too!!!!


10:02pm: Isn’t it creepy how Tom & Colin Hanks have the SAME VOICE?!?!

10:03pm: Kate and I went to Lip Sync Battle Live, and we can confirm that LL is always wearing that hat.

10:05pm: “Who is this amazon woman sitting with Jon Stewart?!”-Kate

10:10pm: Where is Jon Snow????

10:18pm: Once, Emma Roberts ran over my foot with her monogrammed Louis Vuitton suitcase on the line for Boars Head in JFK.

10:20pm: Uzo is incredibly incredible. Crying a little bit over here…

10:28pm: Viola Davis looking incredible as per ush.

10:29pm: DINKLAGE…… “HE HAS A MINI MAN BUN! Whose job is it to lower the microphone…?”-Captain Obvious, aka Kate.

10:34pm: In Memoriam is the worst.

10:39pm: Thank for reminding me I need to get new glasses, Amy. #MyHero

10:40pm: JON HAMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Get me a gif of him crawling on stage, Tumblr.)


10:44pm: But… Tatiana Maslany plays, like, 11 characters!

10:45pm: Viola is incredible though. But why Meaghan Good? Am I missing something?

10:53pm: VEEP! Surprising win?

10:54pm: TRACY ❤ ❤ ❤ So, so happy to have you back.


10:58pm: Wrapping it up before 11p #blessed THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AGAIN! GOODNIGHT!!!

Gina & Kate Liveblog the… Oscars

It’s the biggest night of awards season and we are here to offer you all of our thoughts… You know you love us.



8:30pm: Give it to us, NPH!!!

8:31pm: YAAAAAAS a musical number and a Benny Cumberbatch close-up…

8:34pm: Hahahah Jack Black, oh MAN.

8:36pm: “Meryl F’in Streep” #Yes #ClintonStreep2016

8:37pm: Kate wants you to know she thought this opening number was “Legen…wait for it…….DARY” WOW KATE YOU ARE SO ORIGINAL!!! But srsly that was great & I want to befriend whoever was responsible for the graphics. CALL ME!

8:39pm: RIP Robin ❤

8:42pm: Let this be a lesson to you all that if you slap around Miles Teller, you too can win an Oscar!

8:44pm: NPH KILLIN’ IT with that Farmers-Oscars bit.

8:46pm: Is there any other way to introduce Liam Neeson? I think not.

8:50pm: If the Oscars is about to turn into the GRAMMYs with all of these boring performances, I’m out…

8:51pm: This song sounds like it wanted to be in “Once” but it didn’t make the cut.

8:54pm: Thanks J.K./Buzzfeed!

8:55pm: Why don’t they make good commercials anymore? 9:00pm: Really? A “Witherspoon” pun? 9:02pm: Reese is so stunning though. 9:03pm: Okay, but like what does everyone in Hollywood do/eat/drink/snort to look BETTER as they age? First J.Lo and now Channing is looking extra fooooooine. 9:04pm: “Bermuda short” LOLZ! 9:05pm: Oh man, but really!

9:08pm: There’s a healthy balance of NPH & other Oscar-y stuff. Why couldn’t they pull that off at the Golden Globes #MoreTina&Amy

9:12pm: This guy is my hero. STICK IT TO THE MAN!

9:15pm: Poor Steve Carell.


9:19pm: HAY BFF!! (Questlove)

9:25pm: Already decided what photo I’m gunna photoshop Kate & myself into…

9:31pm: Viola, I love you, I really do. But everything about that outfit is just no. Someone get the HTGAWM stylist, STAT.

9:33pm:  Gwyneth should consciously uncouple from those earrings. *Bad-dum CHIC!*

9:41pm: I don’t get perfume commercials, but I really don’t get  that Miss Dior ad.

9:43pm: WERK IT!!!

9:46pm: Forever confusing Chris Pine & Chris Evans.

9:52pm: Who allowed J.Lo to sit next to Meryl the Queen?

9:56pm: Meryl during Patricia Arquette’s speech = Us during Patricia Arquette’s speech.

9:56pm: Kate as Meryl “IT IS DONE!”

10:00pm: BRB, need to make sure Kate doesn’t die while Josh Hutcherson is on the tv.

10:03pm: Hey Chloe Grace Moretz, remember when we bonded over Britney Spears & Real Housewives at Watch What Happens Live?????? Besties!

10:04pm: How did dancing Baby Groot not snag the award for Visual Effects?!?!?! ROBBED!

10:06pm: YAS.

10:07pm: LOL bc Anna Kendrick & Kevin Hart are short!

10:09pm: I can’t believe the Rock is at the Oscars.

10:11pm: I can’t believe The Lego Movie didn’t even get nominated.


10:22pm: Guys, I think working with Wes Anderson guarantees an Oscar.

10:24pm: Yo, I would be 10000% for Idris Elba & Jessica Chastain making babies together.

10:30pm: Not ready for this In Memoriam…

10:44pm: Just got note that our page views are booming! Hi friends!!

10:49pm: Using this GIF forever:


10:51pm: Jennifer Anniston is just SO incredibly & unfairly stunning. Note to self: Buy Aveeno products.

10:52pm: Who else feels like that lady is gunna come home to Obama sitting in her house a la President Snow just being like “Awww hell nah”????

11:04pm: Oh man John Travolta is really creeping me out right now.

11:07pm: I can’t believe those are Common & John Legend’s real names.

11:10pm: “Poor Lonnie came home and was like ‘Guys, I want a normal name… like one that’s really common.'”-Kate on how Common got his name. And now she’s crying laughing at her own (admittedly great) joke.

11:20pm: Lady Gaga was truly incredible. Just wow.

11:23pm: “Thank you, Wes…” is totally gunna be this guy’s acceptance speech.

11:34pm: I am actually dying right now.


11:35pm: LOVE that Oprah just announced the winner of Best Adapted Screenplay in the most Oprah voice possible. This guy Graham is really intelligent for paying credit where credit is due (to Oprah)

11:36pm: Okay, that was really touching but also HEY JOHN STAMOS YOU ARE SUCH A FOX.

11:51pm: Eddie Redmayne, you will always be Marius to me and I am so, so, so happy for you ❤

11:53pm: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT… What’s up with that beard?

12:02am: How did that happen, NPH YOU MAGICAL BASTARD?!?!

12:03am: Sean Penn?

12:07am: Alright, Birdman was great woohooo. Let’s wrap it up, yeah?

12:08am: This was great but now its time for bed. BYE Y’ALL THANKS FOR HANGING AND SEE YA NEXT TIME BYE WE ARE HYSTERICAL

Gina & Kate Liveblog the… SAG Awards

Kate and I are back with our friends Catherine and Kelly to comment (read: hate on) all the goings on at the SAG Awards. See ya soon!


8:03pm: Jennifer Anniston looks STUNNING.


8:06pm: Uzo is incredible, so psyched she won

8:08pm: Kate’s annoyed she doesn’t work at Buzzfeed since they both commented on Galifinakis’ man-bun… (CALL HER.)

8:10pm: Eric Stonestreet should’ve won. Grateful it’s not Parsons, though.

8:12pm:  I CANNOT deal with Emma Stone’s ***Flawless-ness.

8:17pm: WOW this cast is massive. LAVERNE COX LOOKING INCREDIBLE.

8:23pm: Didn’t think Colin Farrell could be not hot, but it’s happening.

8:29pm: HI KATE. (I know you’re checking this…)

8:31pm: Reese you are perfect and adorable.

8:39pm: Really want Lupita and Jared Leto to date.

8:41pm:  Missing Benny C ❤

8:42pm: Shoutout to the brave military canines!!!!

8:48pm: Kinda wish this was funnier/Amy & Tina were hosting.

8:52pm: Thought Frances was gunna break apart her SAG award and share with all the nominees, a la Mean Girls. Just a shameless plug.

9:08pm: Debbie Reynolds is so adorable.

9:14pm: LOLZ.


9:17pm: Oh man, McSteamy is a silver fox now?!?!


9:21pm: Viola is incredible in HTGAWM. So, so well deserved.

9:22pm: Kater rightfully pointed out that Meryl is probably the only actor voting and so all night she’s like “You’re welcome, you’re welcome…”

9:23pm: We lost a lot of good ones this year.

9:36pm: House of Cards should’ve won.

9:37pm: “Tickled to my toes” is now being added to my vocabulary.

9:40pm:  Oh man, I love Eddie Redmayne so much.

9:44pm: Billy Eichner is my fave.

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) January 26, 2015

9:47pm: McConaughey’s beard…

9:50pm: BOOOOOO! Anniston should’ve won.

9:53pm: Amazing cast in Birdman. Now gotta see that movie…

9:54pm: “When I was on As The World Turns…”

9:56pm: Wrapped up before 10pm. #Blessed. See you guys next time.

Gina & Kate Liveblog the… 2015 Golden Globes

Kate and I are back to liveblog the 2015 awards season! It kicks off tonight with the Golden Globes, hosted by our heroes, Tina Fey & Amy Poehler. We’ll be playing this drinking game from EW. Play with us?


8:00pm: Here we go! Our friends Catherine and Kelly are joining us! “It’s appropriate we have so many bottles of wine because they’re all getting drunk…”-Kate

8:03pm: Whoever is in the control room during this monologue is doing a shit job.

8:11pm: “Anniston’s leg slit is higher than Jolie’s”-Kate HEYOOOOOO

8:12pm: I can’t believe Benny is off the market and going to be a daddy. Be still my BREAKING heart.

8:14pm: OMG Jamie Dornan. The thirst is real! (Did I use that right?)

8:16pm: This.

8:18pm: Happy commercial break! Time to make good on that promise to show up to work hungover tomorrow.

8:19pm: Us right now:


8:21pm: We’re dying over Buzzfeed’s “Who Wore It Better?” SASSY WALRUS EVERY TIME.

8:22pm: “Here are the nominees for, uh, ya know…” Oooooh-kay, Renner.

8:25pm: Jeremy Renner has to be drunk already, right? “You got the globes, too.” Ummm….


8:33pm:  Benny with the photobomb!

8:35pm: Everyone else stood because Meryl did it first.

8:37pm: Kate and I can’t deal with how good those cookies look on Lena Dunham’s table.

8:37pm: So an actress from a show on the CW just won a Golden Globe? Must be good. Also YAY FOR GINAS!!!!

8:40pm: Psyched about Transparent!

8:42pm: To Love! *Chugs wine*

8:43pm: I just want y’all to know that Kate introduced me to the truffle cheese-fig jam combo and I am a better person for it. So you’re welcome, world.

8:47pm: Bill Murray’s bow tie, though.


8:50pm: PRINCE. And that cane.

8:52pm:  Common & John Legend = The Dream Team. So beautiful.

8:53pm:  Chrissy, what face is that?

9:00pm: Matt Bomer looks SO good. “The day Matt Bomer came out might be one of the saddest days in history”-Kate

9:01pm: “When did Bill Murray get this old, guys? Seems like just yesterday he was in Space Jam.”-Kate

9:05pm: Can’t believe Quvenzhane didn’t win!!

9:09pm: The truth!!

9:12pm: Not enough Tina & Amy and too much Kevin Hart right now.

9:17pm: Too busy being distracted by how “Let It Go” from Frozen actually lines up with “Bet On It” from High School Musical 2.

9:18pm: Jared Leto’s braid >>>>>>>>>>>>

9:27pm: “What are you wearing Kristen Wiig?”-Me and Kate at the same time.

9:29pm: Agreed!!!!!!!

9:30pm: This guy in the fedora is trying too hard to be Bruno Mars.

9:33pm: This should be the official emoji.


9:36pm: Much deserved win for Jeffrey Tambor for sure. “This is bigger than me.” “That’s what she said”-Kate

come-on-gob-arrested-development9:43pm: Lupita in glasses makes me want to wear my glasses.

9:44pm: These guys are so cute!

9:46pm: That was an… intimate moment between Gyllenhaal siblings.

9:53pm: I want to see Adam Levine and Paul Rudd together forever and ever and ever.

9:58pm:  Good try being funny, Katherine Heigl.

9:59pm: FRANK UNDERWOOD ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

10:12pm: Clooney, you silver fox.

10:16pm: BRB weeping that I’m not Amal Clooney.


10:25pm: Just gunna pretend that’s me up there with Chris Pratt (<3)

10:38pm: OPRAH!!!!!!!!!

10:48pm: But seriously, not enough Amy and Tina tonight. It’s just getting boring at this point.

10:59pm: Love that Bey’s “cryptic photo” made the nightly news.

11:00pm: “MERYL 2016”Kate. But, actually…

11:03pm: We’ll miss you Amy & Tina. That’s it for us. Good night!!

Gina & Kate Liveblog the… Oscars

We’re changing it up by liveblogging via text message, but.. WE’RE BAAAAACK!

8:30pm: Ellen in that sparkly suit…

8:32pm: Lupita and the guy next to her have the same haircut…


8:34pm: Julia and Sandra look probably the most beautiful they’ve ever looked.

8:35pm: “Meryl has been nominated 18 times” and Leo’s just there like “Please give me one…”

8:36pm: For those of you keeping track, Jennifer Lawrence has fallen 2 times at the Oscars (so far.)

8:39pm: Ellen’s jokes are so on point tonight.

8:40pm: Okay, side note: how effing creepy are all those Oscar statues filling the stage?!


8:43pm: *Cue Jimmy Fallon “Thank You Notes” Music* Thank you, Oscars, for being PREDICTABLE.

8:45pm: Inability to correctly understand each other’s texts is preventing Kate’s commentary, in case you’re wondering…

8:45pm: #blessed.

8:50pm: Kerry is absolutely radiant.

8:51pm: Does anyone have an answer to why that hat keeps happening, though?

8:52pm: Okay, I need a gif of Meryl shimmying with Pharrell ASAP.

8:53pm: Pharrell’s performance was universes better than Taylor the Talentless at the GRAMMYs. (Sorry, if I don’t hate on her at least once an hour, I’ll spontaneously combust.)

8:57pm: Reason #2390887342 Why I Love Benedict Cumberbatch:


9:03pm: Harrison Ford, you are still a fox.

9:11pm: McConaughey is looking a teensy-weensy bit orange. #AlrightAlrightAlright

9:14pm: Okay, that French dude was adorable.


9:16pm: BRB singing “Let It Go” for the rest of the night…

9:17pm: Honestly, one of the main reasons I stay in NYC is for the possibility of a random Bill Murray encounter.

9:19pm: Totally forgot Will Smith played Muhammad Ali (and perhaps that’s for the best.)

9:20pm: OMG I want JGL for myself, but I also would be the biggest fan of him and Emma Watson together. Kate: “DREAM TEAM. POWER COUPLE.”

9:22pm: Like, duh Gravity won for best special effects. They had to animate space!

9:23pm: Zac Efron…


9:26pm: This Muppets commercial is an accurate representation of my morning commute.



9:36pm: Bradley Cooper with a perm is something that you cannot un-see.

9:40pm: Eh, that was a little much.

9:41pm: FRANK. UNDERWOOD. Kate: “He’s taking this character too seriously. I’m concerned.”

9:43pm: What a sweet Brangelina moment!

9:44pm: Kate: “Soo real talk, where is Idina?” IDK BUT I AM SO EXCITED FOR HER PERFORMANCE!!!

9:49pm: I hope he says “Thank you to Italy.”

9:50pm: Roma is close enough. Forza Roma!

9:51pm: Tyler Perry? Oh god.

9:54pm: Hashtag outfit change!

9:55pm: “Oh, U2 released that song again…” I can’t remember who originally said that, but I stole that joke.

10:00pm: HAHAH

 10:03pm: This selfie is going to be my new phone background…

10:09pm: Seriously, though.

10:12pm: I just love J.Law and I want her to wiiiiiin!

10:14pm: I am 100% okay with Lupita winning. And look at her holding her dress so she doesn’t fall…

10:16pm: I am crying, she is so beautiful and eloquent and talented and amazing. So well deserved.  And this Willy Wonka song playing her off… #dead

10:30pm: This is way delayed but Ellen’s Oscars pizza party was perfect.


10:34pm: Liza’s got me thinking about a different Oscar…


10:38pm: I LOVE PINK.

10:51pm: I just spent an unreasonable amount of time doing this:


10:55pm: RIP PAUL WALKER </3

10:59pm: I can’t right now, Bette.

11:01pm: Too many feels.

11:03pm: Okayyyy so, like, can Idina come out and sing? Because this grandma needs her beauty rest.


11:12pm: Jamie Foxx right now…

11:17pm: This dude won the EGOT! How cool. Gunna go listen to “Let It Go” on repeat.

11:29pm: They are so good at dragging these things out, huh?

11:32pm: Angelina is the real life Elsa #LETITGO

11:33pm: Lupita with her Oscar is the most adorable thing ever.

11:35pm: Please see previous comment about the Oscars being predictable.

11:38pm: Kate pointed out that the speeches this year have been really beautiful, and I have to agree. Way to go, actors.

11:42pm: We can just assume Cate is going win this one, yeah?

11:48pm: J.LAW! J.LAW! J.LAW!

11:51pm: Alright, aright, alright…

11:55pm: It’s almost midnight so let’s get to it! Why is Will Smith presenting best picture???

11:58pm: Preeeeeedictable.

11:59pm: Lupita is chatting with Benny Cumberbatch and now she is my idol.

12:00am: That’s it for us! I’ll be busy photoshopping us into Vanity Fair photos…#BYE.

Gina & Kate Liveblog the… GRAMMYs

We’re back at it! Be sure to check in tonight for insightful rants, hilarious musings, and more stuff like this:


8:01pm: HELLO BEY. She looks incredible.

8:05pm: Wish my butt looked like Bey’s.


8:07pm: Why do they keep inviting LL Cool J back? “At least he looks the same”-Kate.

8:08pm: Did he really just quote himself?

8:09pm: “There’s a special place in hell for you”-Kate, re: Taylor Swift.

8:10pm: This opening monologue is so boring. AMY & TINA FOR ALL THE AWARDS SHOWS.

8:11pmPharrell’s hat, though.

8:12pm: Speaking of “Cups”, Anna’s boobs looks great tonight!!

8:13pm: Despite the fact that none of these artists are new, Kendrick totally deserved Best New Artist.

8:15pm: Love Lorde, but she looks like Samara from “The Ring” when she performs.

8:16pm: “MC Hammer wants his pants back”-Kate, about Lorde’s outfit.

8:17pm: “She’s having an exorcism on the stage.”-Tina, our friend who’s joined us for Grammy watching party tonight. (WELCOME TINA.)

8:18pm: But really.

8:20pm: Also this:

8:25pm: Sad that Twitter is clearly more funny/original than us.

8:27pm: This song is boring and poorly song. BRB we’re going to eat pigs in a blanket.

8:29pm:  It is so much harder to pick Grammy winners than, say Golden Globes winners…

8:30pm: Wait, so will Daft Punk actually speak? Kate wants to know…

8:31pm: “Pharell, how dare you wear that Adidas jacket…”-Tina.

8:32pm: Psyched for a JoBros joke. #RIP

8:33pm: KP FOREVER. Love the dancers dressed like horses…

8:34pm: “She is giving Angelina Jolie’s Malificent a run for her money…”-Kate, about Katy Perry’s performance.

8:35pm: That horse was a little much. Also, KP trying to dance like Beyoncé is not good for anyone, especially Katy Perry.

8:42pm: Ugh, Chicago and Robin Thicke? No thanks.

8:47pm: Grateful that they didn’t cut to Taylor Swift dancing during this performance.

8:48pm: Not into ANY of these collaborative performances tonight.

8:53pm: Also, less than enthused for Taylor the Talentless to “perform” tonight.

8:58pm: John Legend…


9:01pm: Also, why do we keep inviting Kevin Hart to events?

9:03pm: Is anyone surprised the Dave Grohl & Paul McCartney song won? No? Okay.

9:05pm: Taylor the Talentless yet again proving that she really can’t sing. But I will admit, I do like this song.

9:09pm: Glad she just screamed her way through that song.

9:17pm: Pink >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Taylor.

9:19pm: Honestly, the fact that Pink can do all of this aerial work and never miss a note is truly incredible.

9:22pm: This is the truth:

9:23pm: Remember when Miguel hit a fan in the face with his crotch?

9:24pm: “She sounds like the girl from ‘Brave’!”-Kate, about Lorde.

9:31pm: Aww, Ozzy. “Black Sabbath really needs to reevaluate being in public..”-Kate.

9:32pm: Tonight has been very tame, so sorry for being kind of boring tonight. WE’RE FUNNY, WE SWEAR!!!!

9:35pm: “Jay is sitting there like ‘MINE! MINE!'”-Kate


9:38pm: “Daddy got you a gold sippy cup!” is what I’m going to say if I ever win a GRAMMY.

9:45pm: These headbangs are the closest we’re gunna get to *NSYNC at the GRAMMYS… get it? Because they are in sync???

9:47pm: Why do we keep pretending that Taylor Swift can dance? Hashtag sit down.

9:48pm: This mashup is fantastic, though.

9:53pm: So, I’m a Kasey Musgraves fan now.

9:59pm: Kate and I are both wishing that Julia was Meryl.

10:01pm: PAUL AND RINGO!!!!!!

1o:03pm: I want Sir Paul’s piano so bad.

10:07pm: Taylor Swift has to make EVERYTHING about her, including Bruno Mars’ GRAMMY win…


10:11pm:  I just died.

10:15pm: Hey Jeremy Renner, you’re looking ruuuuull good.

10:16pm: Kate, Tina, and I have all taken to our cell phones, in case you were wondering how interested we are in this performance right now…

10:23pm: Thank god Taylor didn’t win for Best Country Album, because her album ISN’T COUNTRY.

10:24pm: Can NPH present every award? “SUIT UP!!!!!”-Kate

10:26pm: Stevie on “Get Lucky” right now… Dying a little bit.

10:29pm: Yoko and Paul McCartney dancing to this song = sheer perfection.

10:30pm: “TAKE OFF THE MASKS! TAKE OFF THE MASKS!”-Kate, clearly bummed at the end of the Daft Punk performance.

10:34pm: This is probably true, though.

10:36pm: Cyndi Lauper… 

10:37pm: Sara Bareilles and Carole King together singing “Brave”, so fantastic!

10:39pm: Also, Carole King looks incredible.

10:41pm: “OH I AM SO EXCITED TO HEAR HER SPEAK AGAIN!”-Kate, about Lorde winning Song of the Year.

10:56pm: THIS.

10:57pm: Steven Tyler is looking a lot like Jack Sparrow right now. (Credit to Tina for the observation).

10:58pm: “SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH! The suspense is killing me…”-Kate, about Daft Punk.

10:59pm: Bey is smiling because she knows if her album was eligible, she’d win all of these awards.

11:03pm: I don’t even want to watch the rest of this, that’s how boring the GRAMMYs have been.

11:06pm: Queen Latifah looks absolutely beautiful!

11:07pm: How do you come up with the name Macklemore, though?

11:11pm: This is a beautiful moment, totally ruined by Madonna.

11:12pm: Madonna is showing her age with that cane.

11:21pm: Taylor Swift needs to attend these music education classes.

11:24pm: Still bummed about the passing of Ray Manzarek. His playing influenced me more than I can express.

11:27pm: I love Billie Joe Armstrong, no matter what he is doing.

11:33pm: SO OVER THIS. Please end, GRAMMYs.

11:34pm: We all know Album of the Year belongs to Queen Bey.

11:36pm: Daft Punk has to talk now, right?

11:38pm: Yeah, goodnight from us. Check back in with us as Kate and I live-tweet the GRAMMYs!