We’re back tonight at 8pm!
6:43pm: We are ready and feeling just like our collective hero, Amy:
8:00pm: Hey y’all! Ready to share our thoughts with you on all the Emmy happenings. Hoping this show isn’t boring…
8:04pm: That opening was fucking incredible.
8:05pm: SUCK IT BOOKS.
8:09pm: Obligatory Kim Davis jokes…
8:09pm: POEHLER, MY HERO ❤
8:11pm: Hahaha top notch Houdini joke. Classic!
8:13pm: Excellent opening from Samberg. Kate’s rating: Would be content to watch it for the rest of my life.
8:14pm: How do I join “Amy”? Willing to change my name…
8:15pm: KATE MCKINNON WAS ROBBED!!!!!!
8:16pm: “For the longest time, I thought the West Wing was a doctor show. I had no idea it was about the West Wing of the White House.” – Kate
8:18pm: These Samsung commercials sure look like they want to be iPhone commercials… HEYOOOO
8:19pm: This is how we felt when Kate McKinnon lost:
8:21pm: Also, get a good look at this picture, because you WILL be seeing it again later…
8:32pm: Will Forte is a comedic genius and I am not ashamed to say it!
8:24pm: Veep is amazing!!!!!
8:25pm: “He talks to Ryan Seacrest, he’s a winner.” BRB, ROFL.
8:31pm: Singing “Peeno Noir” in and of itself deserved an Emmy, but congrats Tony Hale…
8:35pm: Gina Rodriguez living the dream for all Ginas everywhere. STAMOS, YOU STONE COLD FOX.
8:42pm: Kimmel doing everything he can to prove that he is not Fallon. Fallon would be too excited to eat that card!
8:44pm: Arrested Development alumni doing big things tonight!! Next, Michael Cera! #MichaelCeraAsShaft
8:47pm: …How do we get Kerry Washington to come over for an Apple Music dance party?
8:48pm: Burnt: The True Americanized Story of Gordon Ramsay. “Confused why Jennifer Lawrence isn’t in this film, though…”
8:50pm: “World’s Best Boss” Mug, now available at the NBC Experience store!
8:53pm: The Emmys are a sham!!! Poehler doesn’t win for Leslie Knope, just like Steve Carell never won for Michael Gary Scott. #Travesty
8:55pm: “She should’ve had Hillary accept this award…” -Kate
8:56pm: Shout out to my coworkers!!!!!
8:57pm: Top Chef was robbed! The Voice can’t even produce a genuine star!!! Top Chef has a CRUISE!!!!!
8:58pm: How was that, Dave?
9:02pm: Apparently, it is so hot in LA that Mario Lopez decided to host a one-man wet tshirt contest. “Not that anyone is complaining…”-Kate
9:07pm: THIS WOMAN IS INCREDIBLE. Hope someone gives her an award for exactly matching her hair color to her dress.
9:14pm: John Oliver telling it like it is, as always.
— E! Online (@eonline) September 21, 2015
9:16pm: Why aren’t Amy & Tina sitting next to each other, though? #Travesty
9:18pm: This lady gives #nofucks about being played off.
9:22pm: Weren’t there, like, a literal billion people using Facebook at the same time the other day? Why are you advertising?
9:26pm: Who knew Samberg made such a great blonde?
9:27pm: Frances McDormand always looks like she got her dress at Ann Taylor.
9:34pm: Lady Gaga looks amazing when she’s normal.
9:36pm: “That was Lady Gaga…” SAME.
9:39pm: Okay, Emmys, let’s just spoil EVER. SINGLE. SHOW. Makes sense.
9:43pm: On the nose, as always.
Can’t believe they spoiled how The Daily Show ended
— BFF (@YrBFF) September 21, 2015
9:44pm: This is starting to get boring, yeah?
9:49pm: I LOVE YOU MINDY.
9:51pm: Miss you already, Jon. That retirement beard suits you!
9:53pm: Teach me how to wear a lady suit, Jane Lynch.
9:56pm: Screw Taylor Swift, how do we join Amy Schumer’s squad? We are from Long Island, too!!!!
10:00pm: BE MY BEST FRIEND PLS.
10:02pm: Isn’t it creepy how Tom & Colin Hanks have the SAME VOICE?!?!
10:03pm: Kate and I went to Lip Sync Battle Live, and we can confirm that LL is always wearing that hat.
10:05pm: “Who is this amazon woman sitting with Jon Stewart?!”-Kate
10:10pm: Where is Jon Snow????
10:18pm: Once, Emma Roberts ran over my foot with her monogrammed Louis Vuitton suitcase on the line for Boars Head in JFK.
10:20pm: Uzo is incredibly incredible. Crying a little bit over here…
10:28pm: Viola Davis looking incredible as per ush.
10:29pm: DINKLAGE…… “HE HAS A MINI MAN BUN! Whose job is it to lower the microphone…?”-Captain Obvious, aka Kate.
10:34pm: In Memoriam is the worst.
10:39pm: Thank for reminding me I need to get new glasses, Amy. #MyHero
10:40pm: JON HAMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Get me a gif of him crawling on stage, Tumblr.)
10:44pm: But… Tatiana Maslany plays, like, 11 characters!
10:45pm: Viola is incredible though. But why Meaghan Good? Am I missing something?
10:53pm: VEEP! Surprising win?
10:54pm: TRACY ❤ ❤ ❤ So, so happy to have you back.
10:57pm: BUT WHERE IS JON SNOW?
10:58pm: Wrapping it up before 11p #blessed THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AGAIN! GOODNIGHT!!!