We’re back at it! Be sure to check in tonight for insightful rants, hilarious musings, and more stuff like this:
8:01pm: HELLO BEY. She looks incredible.
8:05pm: Wish my butt looked like Bey’s.
8:06pm: GET TAYLOR OFF THE SCREEN.
8:07pm: Why do they keep inviting LL Cool J back? “At least he looks the same”-Kate.
8:08pm: Did he really just quote himself?
8:09pm: “There’s a special place in hell for you”-Kate, re: Taylor Swift.
8:10pm: This opening monologue is so boring. AMY & TINA FOR ALL THE AWARDS SHOWS.
8:11pm: Pharrell’s hat, though.
8:12pm: Speaking of “Cups”, Anna’s boobs looks great tonight!!
8:13pm: Despite the fact that none of these artists are new, Kendrick totally deserved Best New Artist.
8:15pm: Love Lorde, but she looks like Samara from “The Ring” when she performs.
8:16pm: “MC Hammer wants his pants back”-Kate, about Lorde’s outfit.
8:17pm: “She’s having an exorcism on the stage.”-Tina, our friend who’s joined us for Grammy watching party tonight. (WELCOME TINA.)
8:18pm: But really.
— theSkimm (@theskimm) January 27, 2014
8:20pm: Also this:
Congrats to Macklemore and Ryan Lewis on their Best New Artist Grammy win. pic.twitter.com/uNxqZOQKes
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) January 27, 2014
8:25pm: Sad that Twitter is clearly more funny/original than us.
8:27pm: This song is boring and poorly song. BRB we’re going to eat pigs in a blanket.
8:29pm: It is so much harder to pick Grammy winners than, say Golden Globes winners…
8:30pm: Wait, so will Daft Punk actually speak? Kate wants to know…
8:31pm: “Pharell, how dare you wear that Adidas jacket…”-Tina.
8:32pm: Psyched for a JoBros joke. #RIP
8:33pm: KP FOREVER. Love the dancers dressed like horses…
8:34pm: “She is giving Angelina Jolie’s Malificent a run for her money…”-Kate, about Katy Perry’s performance.
8:35pm: That horse was a little much. Also, KP trying to dance like Beyoncé is not good for anyone, especially Katy Perry.
8:42pm: Ugh, Chicago and Robin Thicke? No thanks.
8:47pm: Grateful that they didn’t cut to Taylor Swift dancing during this performance.
8:48pm: Not into ANY of these collaborative performances tonight.
8:53pm: Also, less than enthused for Taylor the Talentless to “perform” tonight.
8:58pm: John Legend…
9:01pm: Also, why do we keep inviting Kevin Hart to events?
9:03pm: Is anyone surprised the Dave Grohl & Paul McCartney song won? No? Okay.
9:05pm: Taylor the Talentless yet again proving that she really can’t sing. But I will admit, I do like this song.
9:09pm: Glad she just screamed her way through that song.
9:17pm: Pink >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Taylor.
9:19pm: Honestly, the fact that Pink can do all of this aerial work and never miss a note is truly incredible.
9:22pm: This is the truth:
Nate Ruess looking like a mini Ron Burgandy with his new mustache and maroon suit. #GRAMMYs
— VARIANCE Magazine (@VARIANCEmag) January 27, 2014
9:23pm: Remember when Miguel hit a fan in the face with his crotch?
9:24pm: “She sounds like the girl from ‘Brave’!”-Kate, about Lorde.
9:31pm: Aww, Ozzy. “Black Sabbath really needs to reevaluate being in public..”-Kate.
9:32pm: Tonight has been very tame, so sorry for being kind of boring tonight. WE’RE FUNNY, WE SWEAR!!!!
9:35pm: “Jay is sitting there like ‘MINE! MINE!'”-Kate
9:37pm: I FREAKING LOVE HOLY GRAIL BUT LIKE WHERE IS JUSTIN???
9:38pm: “Daddy got you a gold sippy cup!” is what I’m going to say if I ever win a GRAMMY.
9:45pm: These headbangs are the closest we’re gunna get to *NSYNC at the GRAMMYS… get it? Because they are in sync???
9:47pm: Why do we keep pretending that Taylor Swift can dance? Hashtag sit down.
9:48pm: This mashup is fantastic, though.
9:53pm: So, I’m a Kasey Musgraves fan now.
9:59pm: Kate and I are both wishing that Julia was Meryl.
10:01pm: PAUL AND RINGO!!!!!!
1o:03pm: I want Sir Paul’s piano so bad.
10:07pm: Taylor Swift has to make EVERYTHING about her, including Bruno Mars’ GRAMMY win…
10:11pm: I just died.
“Look at that cute little Asian lady in the big hat!” – Taylor Swift on Yoko Ono
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) January 27, 2014
10:15pm: Hey Jeremy Renner, you’re looking ruuuuull good.
10:16pm: Kate, Tina, and I have all taken to our cell phones, in case you were wondering how interested we are in this performance right now…
10:23pm: Thank god Taylor didn’t win for Best Country Album, because her album ISN’T COUNTRY.
10:24pm: Can NPH present every award? “SUIT UP!!!!!”-Kate
10:26pm: Stevie on “Get Lucky” right now… Dying a little bit.
10:29pm: Yoko and Paul McCartney dancing to this song = sheer perfection.
10:30pm: “TAKE OFF THE MASKS! TAKE OFF THE MASKS!”-Kate, clearly bummed at the end of the Daft Punk performance.
10:34pm: This is probably true, though.
Taylor Swift really wants Stevie Wonder to notice her.
— GS Elevator Gossip (@GSElevator) January 27, 2014
10:36pm: Cyndi Lauper…
10:37pm: Sara Bareilles and Carole King together singing “Brave”, so fantastic!
10:39pm: Also, Carole King looks incredible.
10:41pm: “OH I AM SO EXCITED TO HEAR HER SPEAK AGAIN!”-Kate, about Lorde winning Song of the Year.
LOOK AT ALLLLLLL THE OTHER KEYS THE PIANO HAS, TAYLOR. #Grammys
— Estelle Petty (@BoyandPiano) January 27, 2014
10:57pm: Steven Tyler is looking a lot like Jack Sparrow right now. (Credit to Tina for the observation).
10:58pm: “SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH! The suspense is killing me…”-Kate, about Daft Punk.
10:59pm: Bey is smiling because she knows if her album was eligible, she’d win all of these awards.
11:03pm: I don’t even want to watch the rest of this, that’s how boring the GRAMMYs have been.
11:06pm: Queen Latifah looks absolutely beautiful!
11:07pm: How do you come up with the name Macklemore, though?
11:11pm: This is a beautiful moment, totally ruined by Madonna.
11:12pm: Madonna is showing her age with that cane.
11:21pm: Taylor Swift needs to attend these music education classes.
11:24pm: Still bummed about the passing of Ray Manzarek. His playing influenced me more than I can express.
11:27pm: I love Billie Joe Armstrong, no matter what he is doing.
11:33pm: SO OVER THIS. Please end, GRAMMYs.
11:34pm: We all know Album of the Year belongs to Queen Bey.
11:36pm: Daft Punk has to talk now, right?
11:38pm: Yeah, goodnight from us. Check back in with us as Kate and I live-tweet the GRAMMYs!