Hi! We’re back again to share our thoughts on all things Golden Globes.(Read: We’re gunna complain about how much we wish Amy & Tina were hosting again.)
8:00pm: HI & WELCOME! We are all dying about how hot Leo looks!
8:01pm: I really wish Ricky Gervais would host this as David Brent…
8:10pm: Well… this is awkward. Glad we could hear what Jonah Hill was saying.
8:12pm: Kate is great, but god I could watch Michael Fassbender smile for the entirety of this broadcast.
8:13pm: The entire room is in agreement: ONLY the Rock could pull of that crushed velvet jacket.
8:15pm: Kate: “My only question… is Meryl Streep there?” ASKING THOSE HARD-HITTING QUESTIONS!
8:21pm: Need that Rob Lowe reaction for the rest of my life.
8:23pm: I love Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and that was an amazing speech.
8:25pm: Uh… I heard Mozart in the Jungle blows so this is confusing.
8:26pm: Viola Davis reminding us all that she should’ve been cast as Glinda the Good Witch in the Wiz Live.
8:30pm: My hero:
8:34pm: CIAO!! Kate: “Big fan.”
8:35pm: Joining us from Boston via text message… The great James S. Ladner making key observations: “The Hollywood foreign press guy looks like the villain from Despicable Me” His name is Gru but YES.
8:36pm: ORLANDO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN AND DO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME YOU ASKED ME HOW I WAS DOING AND STARED INTO MY SOUL!?!?!
8:39pm: RIP Brody </3
8:40pm: Holy shit Oscar Isaac is a beautiful man.
8:41pm: So, like… Amy & Tina aren’t even there? #lame
8:47pm: Seriously, Spy was so good.
8:48pm: …Why is Tom Ford there?
8:49pm: Seriously, Mr. Robot should win every. single. award. YAYYYY!
8:50pm: Kate just nominated Jaden Smith for next year’s Miss Golden Globe and I honestly couldn’t agree more.
8:51pm: Will Smith’s music has also played a big part in MY life, Jamie Foxx.
8:52pm: I LOVE a Tarantino speech… GIVE IT TO ME QUENTIN.
8:56pm: Jon Hamm <333333
8:57pm: But Rami better win next year & every year after for as long as Mr. Robot is on…
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9:03pm: Okay but like how do we become friends with A. Shu & J. Law?
9:08pm: Space movies where you are alone are pretty much a guaranteed win, aren’t they?
9:16pm: Can’t believe Poehler isn’t here to accept for Inside Out… #depressed
9:17pm: Literally the two hottest men on the planet right now and we are all freaking the eff out.
9:19pm: Wait, is Idris Elba not there?!?! Why is no one good here tonight?
9:20pm: Everyone is so stoked for ol’ Sly… This speech is surprisingly eloquent & he is so adorable!!
9:26pm: Kind of wish they were wearing 2006 glasses instead.
9:27pm: Whoever is in charge of the censor button tonight is doing a great job, but we’ve definitely missed 20% of the jokes tonight.
9:31pm: Aziz! One of the best jokes of the night?
9:32pm: Hi Gael, you are literally the most adorable person I have ever seen in my entire life. Watching Mozart in the Jungle ASAP.
9:40pm: Literally was just thinking the same thing, Ricky. This show is SO long. Getting #old.
9:41pm: AHAHAHAHA hands down best joke of the night.
9:42pm: Seriously thought Queen Latifah was nominated for Wiz Live! and got so excited.
9:43pm: Wait WHAT? Gaga Won? Kate: “Leo’s like ‘If she can do it, I can do it…'”
9:51pm: Why is Katy Perry here? That Bump It is out of control. Boobs look great though!
9:54pm: Oh shit, he went there.
9:55pm: Wish we knew what Ricky Gervais said to give us the world’s greatest Alan Cumming reaction…
9:57pm: YAAAAAAS Mr. Robot is AMAZING!!!!
9:59pm: Apparently Ricky said “What the fuck does sugar tits mean?” and now I get it.
10:04pm: Alan Cumming looking like Stefon (Thanks, Emily.)
10:11pm: Denzel is amazing.
10:13pm: Kate: “Leo’s taking notes…”
10:14pm: Mrs. Washington is the best part of this speech.
10:20pm: This bodes well for Leo!!
10:23pm: #PainIsTemporary #FilmIsForever
10:24pm: LEO THE HERO
10:33pm: Schumer got robbed.
10:40pm: Tobey + Leo 4eva
10:43pm: Schumer got robbed!!!
10:49pm: This grandma is ready for bed… let’s wrap it up??
10:51pm: Remember when Eddie Redmayne played Marius in Les Mis and stole my heart forever? I do.
10:54pm: Really? Julianne Moore is reduced to “From the Hunger Games?”
10:54pm: We are all SO NERVOUS FOR LEO COME ON LEOOOOO
10:55pm: LEOOOOOO!!! Kate: “It has begun!”
10:57pm: Who dares play Leo off?!?!?!
11:00pm: I love you, Han.
11:04pm: Who is this bald guy? At least he recognizes to thank Leo.
11:05pm: That’s it! The #YearofLeo has begun! BYE.